... an Underwriter and an Undertaker?

... Fidelity Bond and a Loyal Spouse?

... Property Treaty and The Warsaw Pact?

... Self Insured and Self Assured?

... Inland Marine and a place to keep your boat?

... CAD/CAM and Canned Ham?

... ISO 9000 and Audi 5000?

... Porous Media and The National Enquirer?

... Vector Analysis and Psychoanalysis?

... Orthographic Projection and Orthodontic Protection?

... a Blueprint and a Photo of B.B. King?

... an Engineer In Training and Choo Choo Charlie?

... a P.L.C. and a B.L.T.?

... software and cotton undies?

... a SAS programmer and a person with a bad attitude?

... a hard drive and a great tee shot?

... a utility and the Electric Company?

... netware and a sexy body suit?

... a Network Administrator and someone selling Amway products?

... Ethernet and surgical anesthesia?

... C++ and a super vitamin pill?

... Lotus and a yoga position?

... LAN WAN and the supermodel from Japan?

... a token ring and a cubic zirconia solitaire?

... UNIX and a male soprano chorus?

... a sniffer and my dog Spot?

... a client server and a waiter?